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Poor, Poor You

First, I'd like to express my deep condolences for your presence here. This website is just like my room, without that guy smell and the Thomas the Tank Engine posters. So, it's really not like my room at all. Now that you're here, you should probably leave, unless you're exceptionally brave/bored.

So what is this place? Well, it's a few things. After reading about how sites like Youtube and MySpace are killing the internet, I wanted to join the bandwagon. But a prerequisite for MySpace is having three million friends to list, which obviously does not apply. So MySpace was out. And YouTubers have more exciting things to watch than some kid like me. Like those enthralling video diaries of random strangers telling me about their life. How can I compete with that? So, I made this little site to join the Killing the Internet with Stupidity and Needless Bandwidth Bandwagon.

Also, I always thought it would be really cool to have a website. I know HTML and some scripting and even made websites for some other people (poor, poor them). But I never made one for myself. So, here it is in its content-lacking glory.

Seriously, I have some stuff on here that most of you won't be interested in, but for those few who I always tell, "I'll tell you later" and never do...it's probably here. In fact, if you don't know me, there's really nothing here for you.

Tongue and Cheek aside, this is a placeholder for things to come. Programs and tools I've written, commonly-needed tutorials amongst my friends, and a base of operations for me. Not much content yet, but there will be. Also, try to find the hidden secret. Geeks only need apply (or people with way too much time on their hands who feel like looking through website source code. Loser.)